So I know I'm late to the game but I just saw this movie last night.  I read a bunch of reviews on it before I went so naturally I was expecting a steaming pile of poo.  My thoughts are a little mixed on the movie.  There are a lot of people out there saying 'at least it wasn't as bad as T3'.  Which is like saying that it sucks donkey balls but at least it doesn't suck hairy donkey balls.

At the onset of the movie we are reminded way too many times that McG directed this thing.  This is important because it's a law that if you go by one name you're automatically a douchebag.  This guy goes by one name that's only three letters long and has no vowels, that puts him at the top of the douchy mcdouchebag list. 

If you've read this article you know that I have a beef with all the trees in my yard.  Every person that hears me bitch about this has the perfect solution.  Why don't you just cut the trees down?  Then you don't have to bitch about all the leaves in your yard every fall like an asshole.  It's not that simple, and don't call me an asshole.  You see, as the property ages the house becomes less valuable like an aging hooker.  The trees offset that by becoming more valuable (have you ever been to a tree nursery, that's wallet rape).  Judging from the number of trees in my yard I estimate that cutting down the trees will cut the value of the property by about 80%.  The bank would immediately foreclose on me because now my property is worth waaaaay less than the loan.  So cutting them down isn't an option.