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I've never made a site like this before, it's kind of an experiment for me - and some of you have expressed some confusion about what MTG is supposed to be about so I am making this FAQ. Q. What is Monking the Grass? A. Monking the Grass is a phrase I came up with while in college. For more background information on the phrase see this article. Q. Why do you have articles about yard work and reviews of video games and TV shows/movies on the same page? A. I have various interests in life and want to comment on all of them, this is where I can do that. Q. Wouldn't it make more sense to separate out the different topics into their own website? A. Probably. Q. So why don't you? A. Because I'm lazy. Q. I see you have a story about The Dirt Exchange, also while you were in college. Why not call the site that? A. These bastards already have the name, but I am accepting donations for a fund to buy it from them. Q. I don't see a donate button. A. Ok, I haven't gotten around to setting it up yet. Would you really donate money to help me buy that domain? Q. No. A. I see. Q. What's with the logo up at the top, that text is too small to read. A. I know, it's part of the fun. Q. That's not fun, what does it say? A. Monking The Grass. Q. Not that text, I can read that. I'm not blind. What does the other text say? A. Oh, that. It's just a recipe for some really good tomatoe soup. Q. That doesn't look like a recipe. A. Well I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Q. You're pretty sure? You don't know what it's supposed to say? A. Look, it was a while ago and I was drunk ok. It was either that logo or a picture of a sock. Q. The sock would probably look better. A. I don't have that picture anymore, I spilled some beer on my old computer and lost it. Q. And you didn't have it backed up? A. No. Q. So you lost all your data? A. Yep. Q. Are you retarded? A. Maybe, but not full on retard. Never go full on retard.
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