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Written by Heretic
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Tuesday, 29 June 2010 20:40 |
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So for the past 18 months this weed that's kind of like a clover but not has been spreading all over my side yard. At first I just ignored it because I thought the winter would kill it dead and I could just spray in the spring to keep it from coming back but I was wrong. That shit just came back stronger than ever and it now threatens to take over that entire part of my yard. I thought that the leaves from the fall would at least kill some of it, but it turns out this particular weed grows in moist shady areas. And thanks to my yard having trees that are older than the dirt they grow there is plenty of shade to grow. In fact there's so much shade that huge parts of my yard are now dieing off because not enough sunlight penetrates for the grass to grow. I have to say it's pretty awesome to be mowing when you hit a large patch of dirt and the mower just blows a ton of dust up in front of you that you now have to walk through and breathe in. But I digress, this isn't about how I have too many trees in my yard but can't cut any of them down because the trees are the most valuable part of my property, this is about how I'm trying to kill that bastard weed.
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Last Updated on Tuesday, 29 June 2010 22:38 |
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Written by Heretic
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Monday, 15 June 2009 02:23 |
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I didn't have anything to get my brother-in-law for his birthday and I didn't know what to get him. Since he likes the most WTF things and he pretty much has everything he already wants it was hard to think of something. After a good couple of minutes and some fast drinking I decided to make him a bird house out of some sticks I had laying around.
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Last Updated on Sunday, 21 June 2009 03:03 |
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Leaf bag holder thingy 1.0 |
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Written by Heretic
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Sunday, 14 June 2009 03:40 |
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If you've read this article you know that I have a beef with all the trees in my yard. Every person that hears me bitch about this has the perfect solution. Why don't you just cut the trees down? Then you don't have to bitch about all the leaves in your yard every fall like an asshole. It's not that simple, and don't call me an asshole. You see, as the property ages the house becomes less valuable like an aging hooker. The trees offset that by becoming more valuable (have you ever been to a tree nursery, that's wallet rape). Judging from the number of trees in my yard I estimate that cutting down the trees will cut the value of the property by about 80%. The bank would immediately foreclose on me because now my property is worth waaaaay less than the loan. So cutting them down isn't an option.
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Last Updated on Monday, 15 June 2009 02:15 |
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Written by Heretic
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Friday, 05 June 2009 03:13 |
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When we bought our house two years ago it came with a really nice fence around our backyard and had a small fivish foot area of mulch next to the wall of the house. This mulchy area contained numerous ornaments and two bushes. We decided that since the mulch looked like hell and the ornaments were easily removed we would repurpose that area for a garden. I raked most of the mulch out and put down a layer of nice, dirty soil. But, like Carl Winslow in Die Hard something happened that I wasn't expecting. We planted carrots, tomatoes, peas, onions, radishes, some viny thingys, and some kind of peppers. Now, mind you, everything was planted in a nice orderly fashion so that we would know what was growing where.
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Last Updated on Monday, 15 June 2009 02:21 |
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Written by Heretic
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Thursday, 04 June 2009 01:37 |
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The house I bought just over two years ago was built just over fifty years ago. If there's any advice I can give to you potential home buyers out there is that you shouldn't buy an old house. It's not that they need repairs often (they do), or that they leak heat/cold air like a siv (they do), it's not that they have wiring that has no ground (it doesn't), it's that they are laid out rather poorly.
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Last Updated on Monday, 15 June 2009 02:21 |
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